查看完整版本: 90%男人會做的事（經典）

90%男人會做的事（經典）

[color=#8080ff]9[/color][color=#8080ff]0[/color][color=#8080ff]%[/color][color=#817ffe]男[/color][color=#817ffe]人[/color][color=#817ffe]會[/color][color=#817ffe]做[/color][color=#817ffe]的[/color][color=#827efd]事[/color][color=#827efd]（[/color][color=#827efd]絕[/color][color=#827efd]對[/color][color=#827efd]經[/color][color=#837dfc]典[/color][color=#837dfc]）[/color]





[color=#847cfb]1[/color][color=#847cfb]、[/color][color=#857bfa]9[/color][color=#857bfa]0[/color][color=#857bfa]%[/color][color=#857bfa]的[/color][color=#857bfa]男[/color][color=#867af9]人[/color][color=#867af9]不[/color][color=#867af9]願[/color][color=#867af9]陪[/color][color=#867af9]老[/color][color=#8779f8]婆[/color][color=#8779f8]逛[/color][color=#8779f8]街[/color][color=#8779f8]，[/color][color=#8779f8]去[/color][color=#8878f7]了[/color][color=#8878f7]，[/color][color=#8878f7]9[/color][color=#8878f7]0[/color][color=#8878f7]%[/color][color=#8977f6]也[/color][color=#8977f6]是[/color][color=#8977f6]被[/color][color=#8977f6]老[/color][color=#8977f6]婆[/color][color=#8a76f5]拉[/color][color=#8a76f5]走[/color][color=#8a76f5]的[/color][color=#8a76f5]。[/color]



[color=#8b75f4]2[/color][color=#8b75f4]、[/color][color=#8c74f3]9[/color][color=#8c74f3]0[/color][color=#8c74f3]%[/color][color=#8c74f3]的[/color][color=#8c74f3]男[/color][color=#8d73f2]人[/color][color=#8d73f2]不[/color][color=#8d73f2]願[/color][color=#8d73f2]去[/color][color=#8d72f2]丈[/color][color=#8e72f1]母[/color][color=#8e72f1]娘[/color][color=#8e72f1]家[/color][color=#8e72f1]，[/color][color=#8e71f1]去[/color][color=#8f71f0]了[/color][color=#8f71f0]，[/color][color=#8f71f0]9[/color][color=#8f71f0]0[/color][color=#8f70f0]%[/color][color=#9070ef]是[/color][color=#9070ef]為[/color][color=#9070ef]了[/color][color=#9070ef]家[/color][color=#906fef]庭[/color][color=#916fee]團[/color][color=#916fee]結[/color][color=#916fee]，[/color][color=#916fee]給[/color][color=#916eee]了[/color][color=#926eed]老[/color][color=#926eed]婆[/color][color=#926eed]面[/color][color=#926eed]子[/color][color=#926ded]。[/color]



[color=#936cec]3[/color][color=#946ceb]、[/color][color=#946ceb]9[/color][color=#946ceb]0[/color][color=#946ceb]%[/color][color=#946beb]的[/color][color=#956bea]男[/color][color=#956bea]人[/color][color=#956bea]都[/color][color=#956bea]幻[/color][color=#956aea]想[/color][color=#966ae9]有[/color][color=#966ae9]錢[/color][color=#966ae9]，[/color][color=#966ae9]有[/color][color=#9669e9]了[/color][color=#9769e8]錢[/color][color=#9769e8]後[/color][color=#9769e8]，[/color][color=#9769e8]要[/color][color=#9768e8]換[/color][color=#9868e7]、[/color][color=#9868e7]換[/color][color=#9868e7]、[/color][color=#9868e7]換[/color][color=#9867e7]，[/color][color=#9967e6]除[/color][color=#9967e6]了[/color][color=#9967e6]孩[/color][color=#9967e6]子[/color][color=#9966e6]，[/color][color=#9a66e5]換[/color][color=#9a66e5]掉[/color][color=#9a66e5]所[/color][color=#9a66e5]有[/color][color=#9a65e5]的[/color][color=#9b65e4]一[/color][color=#9b65e4]切[/color][color=#9b65e4]，[/color][color=#9b65e4]可[/color][color=#9b64e4]9[/color][color=#9c64e3]0[/color][color=#9c64e3]%[/color][color=#9c64e3]的[/color][color=#9c64e3]什[/color][color=#9c63e3]麼[/color][color=#9d63e2]也[/color][color=#9d63e2]沒[/color][color=#9d63e2]有[/color][color=#9d63e2]換[/color][color=#9d62e2]。[/color]



[color=#9e61e1]4[/color][color=#9f61e0]、[/color][color=#9f61e0]9[/color][color=#9f61e0]0[/color][color=#9f61e0]%[/color][color=#9f60e0]的[/color][color=#a060df]男[/color][color=#a060df]人[/color][color=#a060df]都[/color][color=#a060df]喜[/color][color=#a05fdf]歡[/color][color=#a15fde]看[/color][color=#a15fde]過[/color][color=#a15fde]情[/color][color=#a15fde]色[/color][color=#a15ede]小[/color][color=#a25edd]說[/color][color=#a25edd]或[/color][color=#a25edd]影[/color][color=#a25edd]像[/color][color=#a25ddd]，[/color][color=#a35ddc]但[/color][color=#a35ddc]9[/color][color=#a35ddc]0[/color][color=#a35ddc]%[/color][color=#a35cdc]的[/color][color=#a45cdb]會[/color][color=#a45cdb]說[/color][color=#a45cdb]很[/color][color=#a45cdb]少[/color][color=#a45bdb]看[/color][color=#a55bda]或[/color][color=#a55bda]不[/color][color=#a55bda]喜[/color][color=#a55bda]歡[/color][color=#a55ada]看[/color][color=#a65ad9]或[/color][color=#a65ad9]沒[/color][color=#a65ad9]有[/color][color=#a659d9]看[/color][color=#a659d9]過[/color][color=#a759d8]。[/color]



[color=#a858d7]5[/color][color=#a858d7]、[/color][color=#a858d7]9[/color][color=#a857d7]0[/color][color=#a857d7]%[/color][color=#a957d6]的[/color][color=#a957d6]男[/color][color=#a957d6]人[/color][color=#a956d6]都[/color][color=#a956d6]有[/color][color=#aa56d5]性[/color][color=#aa56d5]幻[/color][color=#aa56d5]想[/color][color=#aa55d5]，[/color][color=#aa55d5]而[/color][color=#ab55d4]9[/color][color=#ab55d4]0[/color][color=#ab55d4]%[/color][color=#ab54d4]的[/color][color=#ab54d4]幻[/color][color=#ac54d3]想[/color][color=#ac54d3]的[/color][color=#ac54d3]不[/color][color=#ac53d3]是[/color][color=#ac53d3]自[/color][color=#ad53d2]己[/color][color=#ad53d2]的[/color][color=#ad53d2]老[/color][color=#ad52d2]婆[/color][color=#ad52d2]。[/color]



[color=#ae51d1]6[/color][color=#af51d0]、[/color][color=#af51d0]9[/color][color=#af51d0]0[/color][color=#af50d0]%[/color][color=#af50d0]的[/color][color=#b050cf]男[/color][color=#b050cf]人[/color][color=#b050cf]願[/color][color=#b04fcf]意[/color][color=#b04fcf]接[/color][color=#b14fce]近[/color][color=#b14fce]女[/color][color=#b14fce]性[/color][color=#b14ece]，[/color][color=#b14ece]想[/color][color=#b24ecd]留[/color][color=#b24ecd]下[/color][color=#b24ecd]好[/color][color=#b24dcd]印[/color][color=#b24dcd]象[/color][color=#b34dcc]，[/color][color=#b34dcc]或[/color][color=#b34dcc]成[/color][color=#b34ccc]為[/color][color=#b34ccc]護[/color][color=#b44ccb]花[/color][color=#b44ccb]使[/color][color=#b44ccb]者[/color][color=#b44bcb]，[/color][color=#b44bcb]但[/color][color=#b54bca]9[/color][color=#b54bca]0[/color][color=#b54bca]%[/color][color=#b54aca]的[/color][color=#b54aca]沒[/color][color=#b64ac9]有[/color][color=#b64ac9]達[/color][color=#b64ac9]到[/color][color=#b649c9]願[/color][color=#b649c9]望[/color][color=#b749c8]。[/color]



[color=#b848c7]7[/color][color=#b848c7]、[/color][color=#b848c7]9[/color][color=#b847c7]0[/color][color=#b847c7]%[/color][color=#b947c6]的[/color][color=#b947c6]男[/color][color=#b947c6]人[/color][color=#b946c6]都[/color][color=#b946c6]自[/color][color=#ba46c5]我[/color][color=#ba46c5]感[/color][color=#ba46c5]覺[/color][color=#ba45c5]在[/color][color=#ba45c5]各[/color][color=#bb45c4]方[/color][color=#bb45c4]面[/color][color=#bb45c4]做[/color][color=#bb44c4]的[/color][color=#bb44c4]很[/color][color=#bc44c3]好[/color][color=#bc44c3]了[/color][color=#bc44c3]，[/color][color=#bc43c3]可[/color][color=#bc43c3]9[/color][color=#bd43c2]0[/color][color=#bd43c2]%[/color][color=#bd43c2]的[/color][color=#bd42c2]還[/color][color=#bd42c2]被[/color][color=#be42c1]老[/color][color=#be42c1]婆[/color][color=#be42c1]指[/color][color=#be41c1]出[/color][color=#be41c1]一[/color][color=#bf41c0]大[/color][color=#bf41c0]堆[/color][color=#bf41c0]毛[/color][color=#bf40c0]病[/color][color=#bf40c0]。[/color]



[color=#c03fbf]8[/color][color=#c13fbe]、[/color][color=#c13fbe]9[/color][color=#c13ebe]0[/color][color=#c13ebe]%[/color][color=#c13ebe]的[/color][color=#c23ebd]男[/color][color=#c23ebd]人[/color][color=#c23dbd]看[/color][color=#c23dbd]別[/color][color=#c23dbd]人[/color][color=#c33dbc]的[/color][color=#c33dbc]老[/color][color=#c33cbc]婆[/color][color=#c33cbc]很[/color][color=#c33cbc]順[/color][color=#c43cbb]眼[/color][color=#c43cbb]，[/color][color=#c43bbb]但[/color][color=#c43bbb]9[/color][color=#c43bbb]0[/color][color=#c53bba]%[/color][color=#c53bba]的[/color][color=#c53aba]不[/color][color=#c53aba]敢[/color][color=#c53aba]靠[/color][color=#c63ab9]近[/color][color=#c63ab9]。[/color]



[color=#c739b8]9[/color][color=#c738b8]、[/color][color=#c738b8]9[/color][color=#c738b8]0[/color][color=#c838b7]%[/color][color=#c838b7]的[/color][color=#c837b7]男[/color][color=#c837b7]人[/color][color=#c837b7]不[/color][color=#c937b6]願[/color][color=#c937b6]聽[/color][color=#c936b6]老[/color][color=#c936b6]婆[/color][color=#c936b6]發[/color][color=#ca36b5]嘮[/color][color=#ca36b5]叨[/color][color=#ca35b5]，[/color][color=#ca35b5]但[/color][color=#ca35b5]9[/color][color=#cb35b4]0[/color][color=#cb35b4]%[/color][color=#cb34b4]還[/color][color=#cb34b4]是[/color][color=#cb34b4]聽[/color][color=#cc34b3]了[/color][color=#cc34b3]。[/color]



[color=#cd33b2]1[/color][color=#cd32b2]0[/color][color=#cd32b2]、[/color][color=#cd32b2]9[/color][color=#ce32b1]0[/color][color=#ce32b1]%[/color][color=#ce31b1]的[/color][color=#ce31b1]男[/color][color=#ce31b1]人[/color][color=#cf31b0]知[/color][color=#cf31b0]道[/color][color=#cf30b0]自[/color][color=#cf30b0]己[/color][color=#cf30b0]的[/color][color=#d030af]缺[/color][color=#d030af]點[/color][color=#d02faf]，[/color][color=#d02faf]可[/color][color=#d02faf]9[/color][color=#d12fae]0[/color][color=#d12fae]%[/color][color=#d12eae]的[/color][color=#d12eae]改[/color][color=#d12eae]不[/color][color=#d22ead]了[/color][color=#d22ead]。[/color]



[color=#d32dac]1[/color][color=#d32cac]1[/color][color=#d32cac]、[/color][color=#d32cac]9[/color][color=#d42cab]0[/color][color=#d42cab]%[/color][color=#d42bab]的[/color][color=#d42bab]男[/color][color=#d42bab]人[/color][color=#d52baa]看[/color][color=#d52baa]到[/color][color=#d52aaa]漂[/color][color=#d52aaa]亮[/color][color=#d52aaa]的[/color][color=#d62aa9]女[/color][color=#d62aa9]人[/color][color=#d629a9]，[/color][color=#d629a9]有[/color][color=#d629a9]9[/color][color=#d729a8]0[/color][color=#d729a8]%[/color][color=#d728a8]的[/color][color=#d728a8]在[/color][color=#d728a8]想[/color][color=#d828a7]，[/color][color=#d828a7]她[/color][color=#d827a7]嫁[/color][color=#d827a7]給[/color][color=#d827a7]誰[/color][color=#d927a6]了[/color][color=#d927a6]，[/color][color=#d926a6]沒[/color][color=#d926a6]有[/color][color=#d926a6]讓[/color][color=#da26a5]我[/color][color=#da25a5]找[/color][color=#da25a5]到[/color][color=#da25a5]真[/color][color=#da25a5]是[/color][color=#db25a4]遺[/color][color=#db24a4]憾[/color][color=#db24a4]。[/color]



[color=#dc23a3]1[/color][color=#dc23a3]2[/color][color=#dc23a3]、[/color][color=#dd23a2]9[/color][color=#dd22a2]0[/color][color=#dd22a2]%[/color][color=#dd22a2]的[/color][color=#dd22a2]男[/color][color=#de22a1]人[/color][color=#de21a1]後[/color][color=#de21a1]悔[/color][color=#de21a1]結[/color][color=#de21a1]婚[/color][color=#df21a0]早[/color][color=#df20a0]了[/color][color=#df20a0]，[/color][color=#df20a0]有[/color][color=#df20a0]9[/color][color=#e0209f]0[/color][color=#e01f9f]%[/color][color=#e01f9f]的[/color][color=#e01f9f]說[/color][color=#e01f9f]，[/color][color=#e11f9e]如[/color][color=#e11e9e]果[/color][color=#e11e9e]現[/color][color=#e11e9e]在[/color][color=#e11e9e]結[/color][color=#e21e9d]婚[/color][color=#e21d9d]就[/color][color=#e21d9d]是[/color][color=#e21d9d]不[/color][color=#e21d9d]是[/color][color=#e31d9c]這[/color][color=#e31c9c]樣[/color][color=#e31c9c]了[/color][color=#e31c9c]。[/color]



[color=#e41b9b]1[/color][color=#e41b9b]3[/color][color=#e51b9a]、[/color][color=#e51a9a]9[/color][color=#e51a9a]0[/color][color=#e51a9a]%[/color][color=#e51a9a]的[/color][color=#e61a99]男[/color][color=#e61999]人[/color][color=#e61999]總[/color][color=#e61999]感[/color][color=#e61999]覺[/color][color=#e71998]床[/color][color=#e71898]上[/color][color=#e71898]功[/color][color=#e71898]夫[/color][color=#e71898]很[/color][color=#e81897]威[/color][color=#e81797]風[/color][color=#e81797]，[/color][color=#e81797]但[/color][color=#e81797]9[/color][color=#e91796]0[/color][color=#e91696]%[/color][color=#e91696]的[/color][color=#e91696]對[/color][color=#e91696]自[/color][color=#ea1695]己[/color][color=#ea1595]還[/color][color=#ea1595]是[/color][color=#ea1595]不[/color][color=#ea1595]滿[/color][color=#eb1594]意[/color][color=#eb1494]。[/color]



[color=#ec1393]1[/color][color=#ec1393]4[/color][color=#ec1393]、[/color][color=#ec1393]9[/color][color=#ed1392]0[/color][color=#ed1292]%[/color][color=#ed1292]的[/color][color=#ed1292]男[/color][color=#ed1292]人[/color][color=#ee1291]想[/color][color=#ee1191]去[/color][color=#ee1191]風[/color][color=#ee1191]流[/color][color=#ee1191]瀟[/color][color=#ef1190]灑[/color][color=#ef1090]一[/color][color=#ef1090]回[/color][color=#ef1090].[/color][color=#ef1090]可[/color][color=#f0108f]9[/color][color=#f00f8f]0[/color][color=#f00f8f]%[/color][color=#f00f8f]的[/color][color=#f00f8f]怕[/color][color=#f10f8e]出[/color][color=#f10e8e]事[/color][color=#f10e8e]不[/color][color=#f10e8e]好[/color][color=#f10e8e]交[/color][color=#f20e8d]待[/color][color=#f20d8d].[/color]



[color=#f30c8c]1[/color][color=#f30c8c]5[/color][color=#f30c8c]、[/color][color=#f30c8c]9[/color][color=#f40b8b]0[/color][color=#f40b8b]%[/color][color=#f40b8b]的[/color][color=#f40b8b]男[/color][color=#f40b8b]人[/color][color=#f50a8a]看[/color][color=#f50a8a]到[/color][color=#f50a8a]熱[/color][color=#f50a8a]戀[/color][color=#f50a8a]中[/color][color=#f60989]的[/color][color=#f60989]人[/color][color=#f60989]，[/color][color=#f60989]卿[/color][color=#f60989]卿[/color][color=#f70888]我[/color][color=#f70888]我[/color][color=#f70888]，[/color][color=#f70888]有[/color][color=#f70888]9[/color][color=#f80787]0[/color][color=#f80787]%[/color][color=#f80787]的[/color][color=#f80787]會[/color][color=#f80787]說[/color][color=#f90686]，[/color][color=#f90686]讓[/color][color=#f90686]我[/color][color=#f90686]再[/color][color=#f90686]來[/color][color=#fa0585]一[/color][color=#fa0585]回[/color][color=#fa0585]吧[/color]



[color=#fb0484]1[/color][color=#fb0484]6[/color][color=#fb0484]、[/color][color=#fc0383]9[/color][color=#fc0383]0[/color][color=#fc0383]%[/color][color=#fc0383]的[/color][color=#fc0383]男[/color][color=#fd0282]人[/color][color=#fd0282]看[/color][color=#fd0282]了[/color][color=#fd0282]帖[/color][color=#fd0282]子[/color][color=#fe0181]回[/color][color=#fe0181]了[/color][color=#fe0181]，[/color][color=#fe0181]好[/color][color=#fe0181]運[/color][color=#ff0080]一[/color][color=#ff0080]年[/color][color=#ff0080]。[/color]

是那样吧，男人们 :P

有点认同，但不是全部。。

哈，我是男的，虽然不是很熟的那个，
可是我认同那９０％里，
我是其中一个。。。

我并不是因为最后那条才回帖的。。。:3a1:

我认同所述，但不是１００％认同！
当作我认同９０％好了！