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轻松一下，来个怪趣改编对白

我从[url=http://bearfoong.blogspot.com/][color=#7f1d1d]憋疯[/color][/url]部落格中发现这片很鬼马的的经典对白，名为“[url=http://bearfoong.blogspot.com/2008/09/2916.html][color=#7f1d1d]这个国庆不太冷系列-之916经典对白[/color][/url]”。
这个部落格相当特别，创意无限，闲来没事干可到此游览，工作累了也能来此松弛心情，他没有太多文字，却很花心思构想图片和对白。值得推荐。
在此转载与大家分享。
[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelHBd7vI/AAAAAAAAAgo/B8rALaQBAuQ/s1600-h/20070213175130fd0a1.jpg][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelHBd7vI/AAAAAAAAAgo/B8rALaQBAuQ/s200/20070213175130fd0a1.jpg[/img][/url] 我不是想证明自己有多么了不起，我只是要告诉别人，我失去了的东西，我一定要拿回来！——[b]《英雄本色》[/b]

[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelARJHPI/AAAAAAAAAgw/ADNyRgImj6U/s1600-h/HLA25V03.jpg][b][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelARJHPI/AAAAAAAAAgw/ADNyRgImj6U/s200/HLA25V03.jpg[/img][/b][/url][b] 安华：[/b]我不是想证明自己有多么了不起，我只是要告诉别人，我失去了的东西，我一定要拿回来！

[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelTrLxSI/AAAAAAAAAg4/sulNwHveS4I/s1600-h/469e571c682129951cf5cebd859254b1.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelTrLxSI/AAAAAAAAAg4/sulNwHveS4I/s200/469e571c682129951cf5cebd859254b1.jpg[/img][/url] 朕给你的，才是你的，朕不给你，你不能抢。——[b]《黄金甲》[/b]


[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelk4HiiI/AAAAAAAAAhA/5iW1AvQVpZs/s1600-h/badawi_narrowweb__300x473,0.jpg][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEelk4HiiI/AAAAAAAAAhA/5iW1AvQVpZs/s200/badawi_narrowweb__300x473,0.jpg[/img][/url] [b]阿都拉：[/b]朕给你的，才是你的，朕不给你，你不能抢。

[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJMhWYkI/AAAAAAAAAgI/Y55Wxdpf90U/s1600-h/200451933832_5687631.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJMhWYkI/AAAAAAAAAgI/Y55Wxdpf90U/s200/200451933832_5687631.jpg[/img][/url]讲你不听，听又不明，明又不做，做又做错，错又不认，认又不改，改又不服，不服你又不讲。 ——[b]《江湖》[/b]


[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJoDWkpI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/DlvJtdwaxQM/s1600-h/mahathir.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJoDWkpI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/DlvJtdwaxQM/s200/mahathir.jpg[/img][/url][b]马哈迪：[/b]讲你不听，听又不明，明又不做，做又做错，错又不认，认又不改，改又不服，不服你又不讲。

[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJ8VbBHI/AAAAAAAAAgY/etbe9x0Z1Y4/s1600-h/U105P28T52D463F872DT20050927103922.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJ8VbBHI/AAAAAAAAAgY/etbe9x0Z1Y4/s200/U105P28T52D463F872DT20050927103922.jpg[/img][/url] 跟着你，有肉吃。——[b]《无极》[/b]

[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJyq6PpI/AAAAAAAAAgg/cFTgj4iXDp4/s1600-h/2071f62dca8b0e06ae8cbc11e41bdf39.jpg][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEeJyq6PpI/AAAAAAAAAgg/cFTgj4iXDp4/s200/2071f62dca8b0e06ae8cbc11e41bdf39.jpg[/img][/url] [b]慕希丁：[/b]跟着你，有肉吃。

[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhPv9CXI/AAAAAAAAAfo/W3KZWK5Are0/s1600-h/2.bmp][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhPv9CXI/AAAAAAAAAfo/W3KZWK5Are0/s200/2.bmp[/img][/url] 曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等到失去的时候才后悔莫及……——[b]《大话西游》[/b]

[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhQjvODI/AAAAAAAAAfw/TtHQfm_erHc/s1600-h/data.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhQjvODI/AAAAAAAAAfw/TtHQfm_erHc/s200/data.jpg[/img][/url][b] 纳吉：[/b]曾经有一份真挚的[b][color=#ff0000]老马支持[/color][/b]放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等到失去的时候才后悔莫及……

[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhRa72iI/AAAAAAAAAf4/IE1w0NObGX8/s1600-h/web_20060718_690.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdhRa72iI/AAAAAAAAAf4/IE1w0NObGX8/s200/web_20060718_690.jpg[/img][/url] 阿Sir，我不做大哥很久了！——[b]《英雄本色》[/b]

[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdh-V2IRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/a2kPfXXHOUE/s1600-h/frontphoto03.jpg][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdh-V2IRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/a2kPfXXHOUE/s200/frontphoto03.jpg[/img][/url][b] 姑里：[color=#ff0000]老马[/color][/b]，我不做大哥很久了！
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdH8GJPQI/AAAAAAAAAfI/klB_JWhQVwo/s1600-h/U1584P28T3D1502343F326DT20070402172112.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdH8GJPQI/AAAAAAAAAfI/klB_JWhQVwo/s200/U1584P28T3D1502343F326DT20070402172112.jpg[/img][/url] 我最憎别人用枪指着我的头！——[b]《英雄本色》[/b]


[url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdIA_Ty8I/AAAAAAAAAfQ/XX1_oN-PFCA/s1600-h/164306782_9abb695d52.jpg][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdIA_Ty8I/AAAAAAAAAfQ/XX1_oN-PFCA/s200/164306782_9abb695d52.jpg[/img][/url] 阿都拉：我最憎别人[b][color=#ff0000]叫我下台[/color][/b]！

[url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdIDe_-LI/AAAAAAAAAfY/kJtf15wacUw/s1600-h/20031213193551_1370508.jpg][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdIDe_-LI/AAAAAAAAAfY/kJtf15wacUw/s200/20031213193551_1370508.jpg[/img][/url] 球，不是这样踢滴。——[b]《少林足球》[/b]

[url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdId4cioI/AAAAAAAAAfg/x1knQbcfkq0/s1600-h/untitled.bmp][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEdId4cioI/AAAAAAAAAfg/x1knQbcfkq0/s200/untitled.bmp[/img][/url][b] 再益：[color=#ff0000]ISA，[/color][/b]不是这样[b][color=#ff0000]用[/color][/b]滴。

[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcmLUKfOI/AAAAAAAAAeo/lR5s-AywhSE/s1600-h/55c2e85444f9e00782633.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcmLUKfOI/AAAAAAAAAeo/lR5s-AywhSE/s200/55c2e85444f9e00782633.jpg[/img][/url] 每个人都会经过这个阶段，见到一座山，就想知道山后面是什么。我很想告诉他，可能翻过山后面，你会发现没什么特别。——[b]《东邪西毒》[/b]

[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcm2oNg1I/AAAAAAAAAew/xeJON3euRVM/s1600-h/anwar1.bmp][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcm2oNg1I/AAAAAAAAAew/xeJON3euRVM/s200/anwar1.bmp[/img][/url][b] 安华：[/b]每个人都会经过这个阶段，经过[b][color=#ff0000]916[/color][/b]，就想知道[b][color=#ff0000]916[/color][/b]后面是什么。我很想告诉他，可能翻过[b][color=#ff0000]916[/color][/b]后面，你会发现没什么特别。

[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcnc3rAjI/AAAAAAAAAe4/UKPWNuvGQOs/s1600-h/qlwwzhouyy071127009.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcnc3rAjI/AAAAAAAAAe4/UKPWNuvGQOs/s200/qlwwzhouyy071127009.jpg[/img][/url] 其实，我是一个演员。——[b]《喜剧之王》[/b]
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcnm5uEfI/AAAAAAAAAfA/HrH_rKLFb4o/s1600-h/anwar-ibrahim.jpg][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNEcnm5uEfI/AAAAAAAAAfA/HrH_rKLFb4o/s200/anwar-ibrahim.jpg[/img][/url] [b]安华：[/b]其实，我是一个演员。

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朕给你的，才是你的，朕不给你，你不能抢。——《黄金甲》:0a5:

[color=red]这句印象深刻。。。[/color]

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[b][size=4][这个916不太冷系列3]之为什么老马不爽阿都拉安华？[/size][/b]
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[align=center][url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKfj34_I/AAAAAAAAAh4/rWcXHOkTHUE/s1600-h/19b7bb9a270903420a3c89a7c0ab5b9c.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKfj34_I/AAAAAAAAAh4/rWcXHOkTHUE/s320/19b7bb9a270903420a3c89a7c0ab5b9c.jpg[/img][/url] 恭喜尊贵的过期首相，噢不，过气首相，噢不，是前首相敦马成为“百万部落客”，[/align][align=center]这是我们部落客要成为的目标，大家加油！！
[/align][align=center][url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKXOKvuI/AAAAAAAAAiA/Bub55A5aRfY/s1600-h/b6228c3ec3b015ec4bc45aec2702e8fe.jpg][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKXOKvuI/AAAAAAAAAiA/Bub55A5aRfY/s320/b6228c3ec3b015ec4bc45aec2702e8fe.jpg[/img][/url] 敦马也出书了，我们部落客也要加油！[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOw7MglM_I/AAAAAAAAAig/dPV0AFecf4c/s320/c29c05b789350701d6821fa4edfb46aa.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]他鼓励有志写作者勿感到气馁，应继续写文章，而且不应因此受到内安法令的对付。
[/align][url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKs4GOMI/AAAAAAAAAiI/59AKFQhxYLQ/s1600-h/pak_lah_mahathir_anwar_ibrahim.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKs4GOMI/AAAAAAAAAiI/59AKFQhxYLQ/s320/pak_lah_mahathir_anwar_ibrahim.jpg[/img][color=#225588] [/color][align=center][/url][color=#333333]既然他鼓励我们继续写，我们写多点，写写他吧：[/color][/align][align=center]你知道为什么马哈迪死剩把口，噢不，退而不休，一直要抨击阿都拉和安华吗？ [/align][align=center]因为...
[/align][url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKwRe4rI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/fbnDMz7oQbU/s1600-h/mahathir1motiv.jpg][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHtJnXDi6wQ/SNOwKwRe4rI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/fbnDMz7oQbU/s320/mahathir1motiv.jpg[/img][color=#225588] [/color][align=center][/url][color=#333333]MAHATHIR=Must Always Hentam Abdullah Till He Is Removed
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[color=#333333]MAHATHIR=Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly[/color]
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[color=red]哈哈哈！！！
那两句英文好劲！！[/color];P

Mahathir真的是他老豆为他改来预测现在。:lol