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贴个英文笑话给大家

容许我贴个英文帖，因为换成中文的就不好笑了。
如果真的不行，那就删掉吧。:L

>  > > Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
> woman's period?
>  > > A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts
> about 5-7 days and if it  doesn't come means you are in
> big trouble.
>  > >
>  > > Q: What three things are common between the sun
> and woman's underwear?
>  > > A: Both are hot, both look better while going
> down and both disappear  at night.
>  > >
>  > > Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in
> marriage?
>  > > A: Because they are tired of using their own.
>  > >
>  > > Q: What's common between men and video?
>  > > A: Both go backward... forward... backward...
> forward... backward....
>  forward... stop and eject.
>  > >
>  > > Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives
> warm satisfaction?
>  > > A: A teabag.
>  > >
>  > > 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
>  > > Beautiful,
>  > > Responsible
>  > > Energetic
>  > > Adorable
>  > > Sweet
>  > > Truthful and
>  > > Self-Organized.
>  > > In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S  >
> >  > > Q: What is the similarity between men and
> rats?
>  > > A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
>  > >
>  > > Q: What's the difference between biology and
> sociology?
>  > > A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is
> bi! ology. When the  baby looks like the neighbour, then it
> is sociology.
>  > >
>  > > Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are
> you having 3 meals a day as  I have advised?
>  > > Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a
> day.
>  > >
>  > > Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
> In the dark, a mosquito  enters the girl's skirt. Guess
> where it would have bitten?
>  > > Answer: The boy's hand.
>  > >
>  > > Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to
> take a bath. Tarzan  removed his clothes. All the animals
> laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
>  > > A: The animals told him...........'Your tail
> is in the front'.